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Newton is the surname of a group of charming individuals originating from " le Terre Haute" or " the highlands" of the Midwestern United States. This group consists mostly of civic minded, high functioning aristocrats with a love for pudding based desserts and communal pancake breakfasts. Physical features include; strong jawline, determined chin, special emphasis on straight white teeth and large foreheads. Common hangouts include; chili cook offs, college campuses, dunking booths, school fundraisers, Baesler's Market, the local 841, white elephant Christmas parties, the dessert table and funeral homes.
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