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A mythical being often worshipped by people with a an inconceivable need to "have his back doors smashed in" by a large ogre schlong. There are many ogres roaming our lands and pleasuring all sorts of unsuspecting Labour supporters. Ogres appear green but you are only seeing the outside layer for ogres have many layers and all need to be treated with equal respect. The Deity among ogres is Shrek, Shrek has so much power he can smash several back doors in at once. I personally worship Shrek as an Idol and as a Father... a Daddy if you will...
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