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A panacea; a cure-all for all of life's problems. Also used to permanently cure one's oxygen addiction. This drug is available by prescription only. Please consult your doctor or your gay lover before taking dammitol. Side effects include stiffness, a tendency to assume room temperature, and an overpowering urge to take a celestial dirt nap.
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