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Columpatate means when two fat cells come together to make one big baby fat cell. The more your fat cells columpatate the fatter you get. BEWARE: If you columpatate too much in your lifetime you will implode in a fiery ball of exploding fat cells. So I strongly suggest to take long walks on the beach before consuming any edible substance.
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