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When your iphone or MacBook dies, they go up in the Cloud to Apple Jesus. When an Apple product is sick and you need just long enough to let your contract run out or get them backed up, you pray that they don't go see Apple Jesus yet. Apple Jesus lives where the Cloud is.
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