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When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying 'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT' -Jake Paul in a nutshell-
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