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Both literally and metaphorically a conservajizz is any conservative that is in the habit of slurping up Putin's excess jizz or sperm that oozes out of Trump's flabby old asshole. Metaphorically this could represents all of Congress. Taken literally this would mean Paul Ryan...
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