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As of January 1st, 2005... Bil Mil instated a new policy, and I quote: "Alright... thats it, from now on, no dick kicking, no dick punching, no dick slapping, NO DICK ANYTHING!" Doing any of the above will result in a call to Bil Mil and you will suffer the forthcoming consequences.
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