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Thomas is a big ass ugly monster lookin guy. Thomas is very hairy and look like an autistic ogre. Although he is as ugly as a dried up piece of shit, he is a king of the ice. When it comes to hockey, no one stops him in his league. When Thomas was a teen his was ripped as fuck and looked like a 30 year old rapist but acted like a 6 year old. This Italian motherfucker sure likes to eat. You put a desk near his mouth it will be gone before he grows his next beard. Oh but don't forget about the girls. Thomas attracts far chicks that squeal like pigs but Thomas never dates them because he eats them before he knows what they look like.
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