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the worst dog ever. always sticks to your side like a magnet. but the whole time hes by your side hes biting your shoe. he will lick you until you taste like nothing. he also has many different names like wifi, pitio, gordio, chaparrio, hornio. he will jump in the middle of the street for you. but only to bark at the squirrel across the street. he is a great dog. by selfish standards
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