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A bland lauren is a basic white bitch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name The bland lauren or basic bitch is:

1-liberal. 2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card. 3-hits on any guy who is either;

a) in the military or

b) in a college fraternity

4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):

a) starbucks

b) netflix

c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks

5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her. 6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended. 7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism. 8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy. 9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it). 10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made. 11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.

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