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A guy who watches goat porn on the Daily while drinking gasoline. He looks like the type that smokes tumblegrass while talking to his pet cacti In the front yard. Occasionally he will have a bonfire and use his mating call to attract the "bitches" aka armadillos. He wears bathing suits just to show how thirsty he is.
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