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A lazy meth monkey that does nothing but stay in his room and plays video games all day oblivious to what's going on around him. Has random whores bring him beer and dope in exchange for a shower or load of laundry and just waits for the 1st of the month to get his welfare so he can act like he's a real man with a paycheck, and not just a dead beat Michael
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