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A guy who used to skateboard but has reached middle age and now has an unhealthy obsession with PT Cruisers. Typically can find him eating pizza, wearing a track suit with Birkenstocks. Laughs at his own jokes. Repeats himself and often yells unintelligible gibberish.
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