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n. A morning wood erection so shocking in its ferocity that the phenomenon has been described by eminent scientists as the physical equivalent of a prolonged, audible scream. Occurs without warning, and does not require sexual stimuli. Usually occurs during sleep, leading to awakening caused by its severity. Duration is commonly protracted. Unlike a typical erection, a cock screamer is hard enough to bang a nail into a wall.
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