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Bernard is fucking sexy, like, seriously. He is a so called bang machine (synonim: a bernard). Bernard is very spititual and trustworthy person. A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends. Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan. Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english. Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter. They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo. Bernards are kinda cool
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