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A Beautiful Disaster who likes Cereal, Hard Rock and the smell of her own farts. She will sing off key while dancing(head banging) in the kitchen while burning the Pizza and spilling your beer. She will fall down stairs, wreck your car, and try to get your dog high. when your being intimate, she will bite your tongue when you go to kiss her, try to stick her finger in your butt and call you her bitch. She will ride you while choking you and then spit in your mouth. She will continue riding you even after you came if she hadn't yet. She'll put her cigarette out on your bare chest, climb off of you and then whip you cock with a wet rolled up towel telling you great job champ.

If you piss her off she will donate all of your belongings to charity and fuck your cousin. She is more than any man can ask for and you will never be able to live without her. She is the most beautiful person you can imagine inside and out so you will always tolerate her craziness. She is more addicting than heroine or meth. One night with her and you're hooked for life. You will never love anyone as much as her, so never let her go. She has the mind of a demon but the heart of an Angel.

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