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A roll of full-priced, premium-brand paper towels used to wipe down surfaces in your mansion of messes created by lavish cooking, partying, or other deliberately reckless and pretentious behavior. Can also be conspicuously consumed in other ways- as long as they are used with complete disregard to their cost.
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