Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
Second Beer Pool Master is the phenomenon observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select quantity of a brewed alcoholic beverage. Extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a Pool Master. The skill level of a pool player can be determined by the following process: where(player.Environment = "Pool Table") { set skillLevel.value to 1 ///out of 10 beersConsumed = 0 foreach(beer as consumed) { beersConsumedNow = beersConsumed + 1 } if(beersConsumedNow < 1) { set skillLevel.value to 2 } elsif(beersConsumedNow = 2) { set skillLevel.value to 9.5 set player.label to 'Legend' set hotGirls.affinity to 182% } elsif(beersConsumedNow >2) { foreach(countOf(beersConsumedNow)) { set skillLevel.value to (history.skillLevel - (beersConsumedNow/10)) } } }
Text fits
Save
Cancel