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A very weird and awkward being, also reffered to as Lappen or Dickster Lappen (german: tablecloth, fattest tablecloth). He has a habit of farting like a cow and always needs to take a shit really badly. Axel can be easily spotted by looking at the way he walks, some say "He walks like a faggot!". His food of choice is Kebab.
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