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The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective. Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you. Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*. *= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
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