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Tobias is a gamer addict and an nerd who usally is very small. He sticks to the "cool kids" to try being "cool" but he almost everytime gets rejected and ends up with the dorks. He tries very hard to get girls but fails everytime. The stereotypical tobias usally wears glasses and have blond or greasy dark hair. Tobias usally don't get laid until the age of 30 when he pays a prostitute for 10 minutes. He has a tendency of getting people feeling akward and his a wannabe fart master.
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