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Malvern Prep is a bunch of stupidhead kids who aren't going to a good college. Someday your gonna be working for us. If you can get a job at Longwood Gardens. At Devon we take pride in not having contact sports. Our debate and chess team will kick Malvern's butt. He He! So what if we enjoy giving eachother anal sex, at least we have won a bunch of championships in the Nobody league. If we were to fight Malvern we'd definetly lose, but in a D&D tournament your going down. And we have 5th period blow job session. Does Malvern have that? NO! Sure its with a bunch of guys but at least were getting action. What! What! Does Malvern wear matching scarves and mittens to their sporting event! At devon we're fashionable.
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