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The act of schootching is unique to beautiful princesses and cheeky norrells. It is an intimate act of closeness, in no way 'playa-like' and requires co-operation of both parties. Norrells will never schootch with anyone other than princesses, certainly not randoms. Some people compare schootching with cootching, but its far better. Often people cootch for the sake of it, especially males, and usually they count down while doing this, generally for a period of 20 seconds or less. Schootching on the otherhand is not limited by time, as Norrells are (secretly) sensitive people, happy to schootch wherever, whenever, and for however long princesses like.
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