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A guy named Jess is a hick who constantly complains about the small incestual town he grew up in, always telling anyone he talks to about the great things he is destined for. Just to later stay in said town and breed chickens with his wife who happens to oddly resemble his own looks... weird. Thinks he is better than most people and is always the first person to break up with someone in a relationship because he knows he is going to get dumped soon.
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