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Late 90's female media celebrity. Ex-playmate, she had the top-heavy, blond-haired, long-legged tokens of desirability, so that any beer-bellied jerk on the verge of passing out could conventionally blurt out that he would love to pork her, even if he could no longer remember his own name.  Pam's checklist: a) Botox in her lips b) Silicon in her boobs c) Nothing between her ears  The high point of her career was appearing in one of the stupidest tv series ever: Baywatch. She then went on to appear in her own TV series, which was even stupider. Her lowest point was when the video clip of her banging 15-minute hubby Tommy Lee circulated over the Net. Her own 15 minutes of fame over, Pam still has the asset of  *celebrity* which entitles her to a cameo in The Simpsons and to appear in several episodes of the remake The Love Boat, if  its ever remade. It ain't Pam's fault to be who she is. She's just another packaged product. Its up to you if you swallow her or not. Bon appetit. Personally, i used to get a far bigger boner from watching the girl next door.

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