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First and foremost, he's that guy everyone thinks of as suspicious. He goes to a really expensive international school/college, but wears cheap shabby clothes, but at the same time a Rolex. There are rumors that he's in the Russian mafia, and no one really knows whether that's true or not. Doesn't talk a lot. Spends a lot of time with sketchy friends, typically older than him. Even though he seems shy, he's a real party-animal that can drink a seemingly endless amount of vodka, and the drunker he gets the more Russian his accent becomes. He's always asking other people for money, but never pays it back. All in all, you can have a great amount of fun with him, but make sure he doesn't get to crazy.
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