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A crummy scumbag who is so lonely and so utterly depressing he desires not a girlfriend, but a fuck-buddy. Said Ethan has a hard time keeping things long term and uses depressing methods to bring you in. When presented with an argument, he tends to bring moot points into play that either have no relevance to the conversation, make no sense whatsoever, or sounds like a feminist wrote it down a spoke it to a large audience. When the Ethan Hoff is brung into to a conversation of friends, he tends to ruin it with depressing shit or saying, and I quote, "YEA BOIIIIIII".
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