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Key lime disease, also known as Lyme ridiculosis, is an infectious disease caused by extreme narcissism and low intellect. Known to be debilitating, it affects the brain by restricting blood flow, and fully hardens the heart. The most common signs of infection are an expanding belief that everybody is coming to get you, that those who hurt you (even in insignificant ways) deserve severe harm, and the inability to not sweat the small stuff. Prevention includes: never eating limes, growing the f up, and spending time with psychiatric help. Self delusion is a hellofa drug.
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