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Noun: Scum of the lowest level in human society

Verb: Carsoning(present) Carson'd(past)

Carsoner: The person committing the act of Carsoning

How to Carson:

1) Become best friend of target(usually a person) 2)Ask for a chance with said person while they are dating 3)Whenever fights with person's significant other occur be there to comfort 4)Make everything partner does seem worse than it actually is 5)Try to seem better than partner 6)After partner and your target break up, make a move on target after 4 days or less they will probably date you now since you've built up credibility as a reliable person TO THEM 7) Act like you're the best, most upstanding person by attacking ex-parnter when they contact your target 8)Continue to seem like a great person when in reality you only treat your target right because you like them and actually hate everyone else 9) Make false rumors 10) Continue to be the lowest scum on the earth 11) Repeat steps 7-10

And there you have the steps to Carsoning

BE WARNED EVEN IF YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE PERSON CARSONING YOUR PARTNER MAY STILL LEAVE YOU.

NOTE: DO NOT FIGHT WITH PARTNER EVEN IF IT'S JUST YOU BEING CONCERNED, IT INCREASES CHANCES OF BEING CARSON'D

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