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Fucking Illinois Bastard 1. One who drives in the fast lane, and chooses to do the speed limit 2. Someone who cuts through 2 lanes of traffic without signalling to exit Interstate 3. Chooses to vacation in Wisconsin, where there actually are hills, and a good football team
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