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Rouven is the the fucking center of the world. How do you not know this? why did you have to look this up? Rouven is the most important thing/person roaming this planet, you can not just talk to a Rouven, a Rouven talks to you. Or he might not, depends on your looks and his alcohol level. A Rouven might also tell you without words, he's just awesome like that. Don't get mixed up with a Rouven if you can't handle the rouvenness. If you can though, consider yourself blessed.
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