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Christer is the synonym for a humble man usually with a very BIG (monster) penis. A ladies man known to send ladies on a trip to the paradise. You never find Christer, he finds you. The voice of Christer turns the blood to ice. Christer is rough with roughnecks. Never point a gun at a Christer, his Gun is bigger! He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.
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