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A judge, jury & executioner at a one stop shop. Usually a posher version of a normal lawyer. This rare breed of attornies mastered the art of ripping you off your life savings by enjoying government protection because their trials and secret and not published. This is the type of lawyer that sits behind a mahgony desk sipping scotch and talking to his fellow Freemason friends about the beauty of the 1st amendment while you soil your a*# out in courts.
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