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A lumber packer is an individual who packs lumber. Packing lumber is one of the final steps in the creation process of a board. Lumber packers work a difficult job that requires individuals to labor as hard as they can. In a community, young men who pack lumber are the studs of the area. All of the fathers wish to shake their hands and all of the mothers beg them to marry their daughters. In comparison, young men who work any other job, such as bagging groceries, are considered to be wusses and they are considered to have inferior genes. As a result, the lumber packers steal all of the women and mock the grocery bagger.
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