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He's Fat He's Bald He Likes his women old! its Wayne Rooney its Wayne Rooney hes fat hes scouse hell fukin rob your house its wayne rooney hes near hes far hell fukin steal yer car its wayne rooney hes fat hes red hell take yer gran to bed its wayne rooney he fat she's scum he's probably shagged your mum wayne rooney wayne rooney hes fat hes round he bounces up and down its wayne rooney he shot he missed he must be f **kin pissed wayne rooney wayne rooney wayne rooney is a virgin he's never used his d**k he w**ks in the shower and sleeps in his own sick he throws up to the left and he throws up to the right and he couldn't pulla bird if he tried all f*****g night Build a brothel Build a brothel Put Wayne Rooney on the Top A load of Grannies in the middle and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!! hell be coming round the mountain with a gun Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum He got himself a hooker Who knew a red nosed fucker Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"
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