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The feeling when a turd/log/ blimp/bum cigar/gigantaturd is looking but you are unable to release it. This could be due to a lack of toilet or any other daily obstruction such as a meeting/stuck on the bus etc. The body is in turmoil and you can think of nothing else. An inner turdmoil created by an inner turtle.
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