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An Alwin is a first name for weird being that is human but mostly not considered as one. They used to live in packs but nowadays you can only find them alone, and even that only on rare occasions.

They are as cool as a cucumber and known for their enormous brains. They don't use these for learning or other useful things tho. They instead use them to memorize every line in 'Back to the Future' or play video games while developing a way not to go dankrupt. They're often considered as a Dudebro and passionate lovers, most of them are very creative and have a dark kind of humor. (Dark as in 9/11 jokes dark)

They are able to make the best meals in the middle of the night, look at least mediocre in whatever they're wearing, impress people with their use of big words and make you enjoy your hangover after a night of excessive drinking. They're also great for deep late night conversations even tho it might happen that they emerge to pure weirdness and drag you into the fourth dimension in which dandelion-people ride on manatees and communicate by farting rainbows into each others faces. However, they are still simple minded beings that only need a select group of friends, some crisps, some of that sweet sweet kush and a device to watch his movies.

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