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1. To be caught masturbating, then laughed at by your mother. 2. To be foolish enough to tell everyone you know that your mother laughs at you when you touch yourself and look at "pornd". 3. To remember to lock all doors and turn off your phone prior to self-gratification. 4. Strange refrence to a happysock covered in ants, but thats just wrong. Named after some poor soul who made the mistake of telling this story to his guild in WoW.
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