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The perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. This word will become legendary. This word is more brag-a-docious in it's connotation(maybe I'll coin that word next) than it is, negative. Should be a noun to be proud of! Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn. ***Excessive form: Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn. -or- for the feverish fist-banger: Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.
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