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A mental illness where individuals suffering from it are prone to erratic behavior and thoughts. Symptoms include: saying bizarre shit, talking to yourself in public, eating whole boxes of Oreos, and/or traveling around the greater metropolitan area seeking the best black and white cookie. Note: this list is NOT inclusive of all the symptoms of Germish but includes symptoms that have been empirically identified by professionals and reviews by their peers. While the causes are still unknown, there is some research identifying that there is connection between this illness and being Bulgarian. Treatment: wrapping oneself in Saran Wrap for extended periods of times. If you believe you or a loved is suffering from this illness please contact a mental health professional immediately
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