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you pick up a girl from a bar and make sure not to give her any personal info she can use to track you down. take her to the beach to screw. instead of putting on the condom as she requests, pretend to put it on but actually fill it with sand as you hit it raw. then after you nut in her, tell her what you just did and throw the condom of sand in her face, blinding her for a few minutes while you make your escape
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