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Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.
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