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Some piece of crap that Apple uses to brainwash the youth of North America, Europe, and Asia. usually bought by children aged 11+. They only buy it because: A) It's sleek deisgn and it's touch sensitive pad wheel B) They think it's the only way to get to popularity at their school C) it gives them something to brag about to their friends D) For guys 15+: It helps them compensate for their excruiciatingly small penis E) Everyone that surrounds them has one, and they feel they should follow the crowd and talk their parents into buying one for him/her.
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