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"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to. If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster. The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole. When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options: 1. Give him guac 2. Run like hell
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