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The dumbest motherfucker to ever walk the face of the planet. If breathing wasn't an involuntary muscle movement a Ken would suffocate to death. You can't trust a Ken to do anything right. A Ken thinks his way is the best way but it is actually the most fucked up thought that has ever been thought up. A Ken is so fucking stupid that he can get a disability check for being mentally retarded for his name alone, that isn't including his actions (their fucked up also). A Ken can never be a leader. He is very easily influenced by others like him. Dugan's are a lot like Kens. They are absolute poison if you ever get them together on a team.
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