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When you think you have a disease yet you are still debating whether or not you are going to go to the doctor - Usually because the disease is a suspected STD. Man: I got these bumps all over my groin that haven't gone away. Man's Friend : You need to stop "Doctorbating" and get yourself checked out -
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