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Bitchapotamus (noun): This rare creature is the ultimate bitch amongst bitches, she makes yours, and everyone's lives around her miserable. A control freak that always thinks she is right. She controls and destroys a man's finances, mental health, self esteem and any hope for happiness. A woman that has the social skills of a Hitler. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. She refuses to do something with a group, and will forgo hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A person who you want to strangle with your hands, and you wouldn't even care if you got jailed. If she were a man, she would be assaulted (using her position as a woman as a shield).
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