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The Name "Brian" comes from the Norse god "Brian" who killed just about anything that pissed him off. He once fought five years at once because he thought one bear took his scrapings from a candy bar. "Brian" means fearsome for, courageous, doesn't feel pain, not one to say many words, the slayer of worlds, and occasionally enjoys a hot pocket. Men with the name "Brian" grow gigantic beards to hide their battle worn faces. If faced against a "Brian" no matter the size it is wise to stop, admit defeat or else admit thy own death will be swift and painful. He also is known to sing journey at octaves that cause vaginas to secret juices for sexual partaking.
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