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A man that can only be described as "the being". He is typically bald, that has a passion for chemistry. He not only hates life but he hates you too. No one can control this beast like demon. The being wears a pink shirt 6.02 x 10^23 % of days. But beware, if you make fun of his his shiny glamorous bald head too much, he may decide to grow his hair back as an attempt to fit back into society. Even with this occurring, you can always identify a Mathew by the eternal bald spot let on the top back of his head. if you try to talk to Mathew he will most likely kill himself before you have the chance to unless it is about chemistry. Oh, he also is very, VERY! gay.
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